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Jokes: What do lawyers ask in the court of justice? reb3llist 2006-09-09
In the court,there were going to be several serious cases, the lawyers were ready with their questions..
and then, the first case started...

Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Client: July fifteenth.
Lawyer: What year?
Client: Every year.
Lawyer: What was the first thing your wife said to you when he woke that morning?
Client: He said, "Where am I, Donny?"
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Client: My name is Danny.
Lawyer: This sickness - does it affect your memory at all?
Client: Yes.
Lawyer: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Client: I forget.
Lawyer: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Lawyer: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Client: Oral.
Lawyer: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Client: Twenty.
Lawyer: Did he kill you?
Client: Not really..
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Client: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer: Can you describe the murderer?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?
Witness: =_=....
Lawyer: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Client: ...
Lawyer: *Looks at a photo* Were you present when your picture here was taken?
Suspect: *Looks at the picture* yes...

Thx fore reading this, if you are :p


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Comments:
  • rosedragon, nda ngerti XD
  • reb3llist, oh i've made a mistake at paragraph 2, ow silly me :P


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