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Jokes: Tacky Pick Up Line superhero 2006-09-05
You: So what do you like to do for fun?
Target: Why?
You: Cause I'm gonna ask you out.

You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No
You: Well then, please start.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

You: Did it hurt?
Target: Did what hurt?
You: When you fell out of heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You: Can I have the directions?
Target: To where?
You: To your heart...

You: Pinch me
Target: Why?
You: You're so fine. I must be dreaming.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

You: Ouch! My tooth hurts!
Target: Why?
You: Because you are soooo sweet!

You: Can I take your picture?
Target: Why?
You: Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running
through my mind all night.


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Comments:
  • Luisa, wiw! mlt banget nih! tacky pickup lines. hahaha.
    ampun ^^


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