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Jokes: Don't judge before you read the whole story superhero 2007-02-23
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very
attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.
"How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you.
I want a divorce straight away !"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what
happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity
on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her
home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed
clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use
because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas
that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her
eyes and said, " Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"


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