The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying
to decide who was important enough to be in charge.
Each organ took a turn speaking up:
Brain....I should be in charge because I run all body
functions.
Blood...I should be in charge because I circulate
oxygen for the brain.
Stomach...I should be in charge because I process food
to the brain.
Legs....I should be in charge because I take the brain
where it wants to go.
Eyes...I should be in charge because I let the brain
see where it's going.
Asshole...I should be in charge because I get rid of
your waste.
All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very
mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed
tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to
rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
The moral of the story:
No matter who you are, or how important you think you
are, you will find that it is always the asshole that is in charge!!
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