The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying
to decide who was important enough to be in charge.
Each organ took a turn speaking up:
Brain....I should be in charge because I run all body
Blood...I should be in charge because I circulate
oxygen for the brain.
Stomach...I should be in charge because I process food
to the brain.
Legs....I should be in charge because I take the brain
where it wants to go.
Eyes...I should be in charge because I let the brain
see where it's going.
Asshole...I should be in charge because I get rid of
All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very
mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed
tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to
rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
The moral of the story:
No matter who you are, or how important you think you
are, you will find that it is always the asshole that is in charge!!